"You still think I'm cute from this angle?" -Bill
"Yep" -Heather
"Well you look like a cyclops from this angle." -Bill
"I want my one bed." -What Heather thought Bill said.
"I won't mind that one bit." -What Bill really said.
"Ugh, black! I need to wax my hand!" -What Bill thought Heather said.
"Oh, it won't matter. I need to walk more anyway." -What Heather really said.
"Maybe dogs don't have spice butts." -What Heather thought Bill said.
"Maybe dogs don't have spice buds." -What Bill really said.
"I don't care what the chemicals are called, they're good." -Bill
"I'm not bugled!" -What Heather thought Bill said.
"I'm not to be oogled!" -What Bill really said.
"Oh, I do like socks." -What Heather thought Bill said.
"Ah, I do like Sundays." -What Bill really said.
"Ahmoogah." -What Bill thought Heather said.
"You do got me." -What Heather really said.